Newly Added Jokes and Others (29 May, 2001)

• 10 Reasons to Drink

• 1000 Dollars

• 25 Cent Piece

• 25 Other Ways to use the Turkey

• 3 Daughters

• A Poem for Computer Users Over 50

• A Poem to Me Mudder

• A Toast

• Absolutely Everything

• Acts Of God

• Advice from Bill Gates

• Alabama Cocktails

• All I Really Need To Know I Learned from Noah's Ark

• Apology To China

• Bad Company

• Basic Floppy Disk Care

• Basic Rules for Driving in Michigan

• Bedtime Prayers (for Men & Women)

• Bizzare News

• Blonde & Cheating Boyfriend

• Blonde & State Capitals

• Blonde Interview

• Blonde Men

• Blonde Wife

• Buying Cars Like Computers

• Cat-astrophy

• Cat Blowjob

• Cell Phone

• Charity Begins At Home

• Children

• Chinese Couple Going Wild

• Christian vs Atheist

• Circle Flies

• Could You Be an Elementary School Teacher?

• Crazy Sayings by Famous People

• Dear Abby (Coast Guard)

• Dear Abby (Various)

• Dear Lord

• Delphi Poster Poem

• Deputy Interviewing Blonde

• Diary of a Snow Shoveler

• Did you Say Blonde

• Doggie Dictionary (My Rendition)

• Dumb Criminals

• Elderly Couple Driving

• Embarrassing Moments

• Every Woman Should Have...

• First Grade Teacher

• Fishin n Readin

• Font Fanatics

• Four Years Later... (after Bush vs. Gore election re-count)

• Funny Police Stories

• Gandhi's Diagnosis

• Gas Man

• Ghosts

• Girls & Boys

• Good Help is Hard to Find

• Gore vs. Bush

• Gotta Luv Dem Gun Control Advocates

• Handling Stress

• Harassment

• Hazardous Material

• He Said vs She Said (Dialog)

• Heavenly Voice Mail

• Here's Your Sign (Bill Engvall)

• How Many Democrats Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

• How Not to Rob a Bank!

• How to be Misrable

• How to Tell if You are in California

• Human Race Doomed (Bill Engvall)

• Humpty Dumpty (King James Version)

• I Believe....

• I Love Her, but...

• IBM Ordering Information Memo

• Idiots!!!

• If a Dog Were Your Teacher

• In Memory of the School Shootings

• In Montana

• Infamous Cop Quotes

• Irritations in Life

• Jogging

• Justifiable Homicide?

• Kids & Religion

• Killer Biscuits Wanted

• Laws for Women to Live By

• Learn Your Lesson?

• Letter from Grandma

• Lousy Date

• Mammograms

• Mental Meanderings

• Mexican Sunblock

• Moods of a Woman

• Mother's Dictionary

• Motor Vehicle Department

• Mouse Revenge

• MP and St. Peter

• Murphy's Law for Technology

• Murphy's Law for Law Enforcement

• New Words for 2001

• Notes from a Man's Diary

• Notice of Revocation of Independence

• Only One Kiss!!!

• Overcharged

• Personal Responsibilities... NOT!!!

• Phychics

• Pick on Men Instead of Blondes

• Please Help

• Police Report

• Police vs Lawyer

• Pregnancy Q & A

• Puzzled Blonde

• Quickies

• Quiz...

• Reasons Why English is So Hard to Learn

• Recent Viruses Found on Various National Systems

• Sailor

• Saving The Easter Bunny

• Senility Prayer

• Senior Humor

• Serious Booze Appreciator

• Sex Drive

• Sign Bloopers

• Simple Rules Chicks Don't Know

• Slow Boot... No Boot (By Dr. Zeuss)

• Special Donuts

• Strength & Courage

• Student Bloopers

• Suthern Educashun

• SWAT Team Olympics

• The Best Come Back Line Ever

• The Computer User's Reboot Poem

• The Looting of America!

• The New FBI

• Things Aren't Always What They Seem

• Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

• Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery

• Thorns

• Those Poor Men

• To My Dear Friend The Dog:

• Trash Cans

• True Court Story

• T'was the Night Before Christmas (Mommy Style)

• Twisted Research

• Useful stuff your Mom should have told you, but didn't...

• Ways to say "You're Mentally Unfit"

• Wellness Tips We Can Learn From A Dog

• What Every Man Wants

• What's the Speed Limit

• Who Is Married???

• Why...?

• Why MEN Shouldn't Buy Children's Clothes

• Why Men Stand Up To Pee

• Why Parents Have Gray Hair!

• Wild Old Timer

• Windows Hidden Settings

• Wishing Well

• Women Driver Statistics

• Words of Wisdom

• Wow... Where Do I sign Up?

• Wrong Purchase!

• 4 People 3 Parachutes

• 75 year old sperm

• 92 Years and still sexually active

• A Lesson in Campground Etiquette

• Bean Addiction

• Benson and Hedges

• Birth of a Cow

• Blonde Story to End All Blonde Stories!

• Chase Manhattan Old Lady

• Confusus Says

• Cracked Pot

• Curious Little Girl

• Don't Buy A Cuckoo Clock!

• Drunk Using Toilet

• Excuse Me!!!

• Face Lift

• Fart Chart

• Fart Your Guts Out

• Farting Home

• Freckles

• Gynecologist Appt #1

• Gynecologist Appt #2

• Hallmark Rejects

• Hey boy whatcha got there

• Mailman's Last Day

• Making Love Is Like Picking Your Nose!!!

• Morning Wood

• New Tax Form MPD-1040

• Poor Santa

• Pretzel Hold

• Reflections

• Rolls-Royce Loan

• So who is the boss

• Success

• The Difference

• Voodoo Dick

• Wedding Pranks

• What Are Friends For?

• Why MEN love being MEN!

• Young Boy

• 50 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart

• 50 Fun Things to do in a Public Toilet

• Airline Woes

• Brittish Air True Story

• Fly the Friendly Skies

• Flying Around

• Help Feed AA Pilots

• Punjab Airways

• Anti-Automobile Society

• Attorney getting Superbowl Tickets

• Chicago Tribune, The

• Colombia S.C. (AP)

• County Court Actual Lines...

• Court Room Funnies

• Dallas Morning News, The

• Death Will

• Don't Piss Off a Lawyer

• Foreign Law

• Guilty Not Guilty Verdict

• Houston Chronicle, The

• Instruction Manual Litigation

• It Had to Happen Sooner or Later...

• Lawyer Q & A Jokes

• Lawyer Humor1

• Lawyer Humor 2

• Lawyer Humor 3

• Los Angles "Daily News", The

• Product Liability Suit

• Questions Asked Of Supreme Court Nominees

• Some trues examples of frivolous lawsuits in Texas:

• Spanish Lawyer

• The Lord Giveth, The Feds Taketh Away

• The World's Worst Juror

• There Oughta Be A Law

• Train Law in Texas

• U.S. Law (by State)

• What a Jury!

• Winning in Court

• Others

• Still Others

• Drunk Experiences

• Ewwwwwwwwww!

• Hand Cream

• Really Bad Puns

• Rejected Kids Books

• Seaman

• Smoking Dope

• Various Others

• Yechhhhh!!!

• Blonde Q&A Jokes (Part I)

• Blonde Q&A Jokes (Part II)

• Blonde and a Cop

• Blonde at the Pearly Gates

• Blonde Execution

• Blonde Going to Jamaica

• Blonde's Having Children

• Blonde in a Bar

• Blonde in a Car Wreck

• Blonde in a Shop

• Blonde Jokes from the Blind

• Blonde Medical Terminology

• Blonde Selling Her Car

• Blonde Story to End All Blonde Stories!

• Blonde's Revenge

• Blondes Various

• Deer Tracks?

• Changing a Light Bulb

• Compact Blonde

• Did you hear about the blonde who...

• GREEN SIDE UP!

• Ice Fishing Blonde

• Keys Locked in Car

• Natural Blonde

• Red-Eared Blonde

• Refills?

• She was Sooooo Blonde that...

• Stranded on an Island

• 12 Days of Christmas

• Have a Stealth Christmas

• Halloween Humor

• Merry Xmas!

• Holiday Poem (ebonics)

• Poor Santa

• Southern Nativity

• The Day After Christmas

• T'was the Night Before Bahumbug Christmas

• 105 Uses for AOL Disks

• Aircraft-Space Systems-Missiles

• At the Pearly (Bill) Gates

• Better living through engineering

• Cars vs PCs - Gates vs GM

• Computer Literacy

• Computer Problem Report Form

• Computer Related One Liners

• C-Programming Commandments

• Daaa Geee Willikers

• Do You Mind?!?!?

• Electrical Engineer Interviews

• Engineer or Computer Scientist

• Engineers vs Management

• Hardware Mfgr & Microsoft

• Hypothesis Disproved

• If Operating System Mfgrs Ran Airlines

• Is Your Computer Male or Female

• Long Passwords

• Microsoft Georgia

• Murphy's Laws of Computing

• New Viruses

• 'Puter Humor for Women

• Silicon Jokes

• Silicon Valley Cars

• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate

• Southerner's Computer

• Tech Support Funnies

• The Techno Terms Dictionary

• Top Ten Last-Second Additions to Windows 98

• Vermonter's Guide to Computer Lingo

• Windows 95 Meets the Old Testament

• Windows 98 Source Code Finally Revealed

• Y2K Benefits

• Y-2-K

• Yeltsin, Clinton and Gates

• Bugs Bunny & DJ

• Darwin Awards 1998

• George Carlin's Best

• Go Figure

• Having a Bad Day

• Law Enforcement Woes

• Losers

• More news of the stupid

• Are you a Yankee

• A Fly in Your Beer

• Algebra Ebonics Ver

• CarNames

• Change Not Needed

• Chinatown Experiences

• Choking (Hindlick Method)

• Close One

• Cruelty

• Cultural Differences Explained

• Golfing Frog

• Heaven

• How to talk native SOUTHERN

• Lawyer Attack

• Miss Universe

• Missionaries in Africa

• Rune-sore-bees

• Southern Golf Lessons

• Sundowners Mild Humour

• Take Heed

• Texan on His Honeymoon

• The Burglar

• The Great American Race

• You Just Might be a Redneck if...

• 50 Years

• Indian and Two Pakistani

• India Laloo Specials

• Ramayan

• 10 Rules Kids won't learn in school

• A Boy and His Dog

• Algebra Ebonics Ver

• Animal sounds

• Baldwin's Biology Question

• Coffee

• Confused Little Johnny

• Cute Kid Comments

• Deck of Cards

• Funny School Notes

• Getting another degree

• Grandparents Writing to their Grandson

• Hell Freezes Over

• How To Get Into The College Of Your Choice

• How To Motivate A Student

• Kids Seem to Know It All

• Kids Great Truths About Life

• Kids Say the Darndest Things

• Letter to GOD for $100

• Little boy and his prayers

• Life on the Farm

• Little Johnny

• Little Johnny Moans

• Little Johnnie Strikes Again

• Little Lucy

• Magical Tampons

• So Your Kids Go To Public Schools

• What Does LOVE Mean? (8-year old version)

• Who do you really know?

• Light Bulb Q & A Jokes

• A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

• BBQ

• Burnout

• Corporate Sherades

• Dating Dictionary

• Dating vs Marriage

• Dear Abby Excerpts

• Dilbert's Laws of Work

• Dinner with Her Parents

• Dieing Hubby

• Dirty Pickup Lines

• Driving Exam Answers

• Driving with Wife

• Ever Wonder Why You're Tired

• Excuses For Missing Work

• Facts of Life

• Form to Date Daughter

• Gazelles and Lions

• Geeks in Love

• Grizzly Bells

• Hospitalized without Insurance

• Household Chores

• Housewives

• Hubby & Wife Letter

• Interpreting Employement Ads

• Job Evaluation

• Job Titles

• Last Respects

• Life is All Backwards

• Letter of Recommendation for Fired Employees

• Love Lust and Marriage

• Marriage Quotes

• Men are Lunatics, Women are Nuts

• Stranded on an Island

• Work & The Boss

• 30 Times

• 400 Dollars

• Adam & Eve

• Degrees & Depths

• If Men Ruled the World

• It's NOT easy being a Guy

• Man's Rules for Women

• Men!

• More Men

• Morning Wood

• Penis vs Email

• Rules that Guys Wished Girls Knew

• Showers (Men vs Women)

• Why Men Are Proud

• Why Men Don't Babysit!!!

• Wrong approach

• Arms!!! & Legs!!! & Heads!!!

• Digging!!!

• Eating!!!

• Run Over!!!

• Swimming!!!

• Others!!!

• Bear Tales

• Biblical Humor

• Extremely Clean Jokes From ("The Joke Man") Martling

• Frigin (Frogin) Construction

• Golfing Priest

• Hearing Aids

• Helping Hand

• It's a Pig's Life

• Mosquitoes

• My Psycologist

• Most Important Man in the World

• New Pastor

• The Animals

• The Boat

• The Case of the Missing Cow

• The Dog

• The Doctor's Visit

• The Note

• Three Friends

• Uh... what'd you say?

• We aim to Please!

• Where, Oh Where has my little dog gone?

• Who's To Blame?

• World's Worst Caddie

• Actual Bumper Stickers

• Actual Newspaper Headlines

• Famous Bloopers

• National Park Tourists

• More news of the stupid

• National Park Tourists
  - The Adventure Continues -

• Official Lawyer Blooper Questions

• Poorly Worded Ads in Newspapers

• Resume Bloopers

• Singles Classifieds

• True Crazy News Stories

• True Stories

• Actual Letter... Michigan State

• Algorisms or Qualeisms

• Bill Gates

• Chelsa in College

• Clinton at the Pearly Gates

• Clinton

• Clinton, even more

• Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia

• Clinton Hawgs

• Clinton's Testimony
  (by: Dr. Seuss)

• Clinton's Health Care Medical Dictionary

• Clinton's NCAA Final Four picks

• Clinton Tragedy

• Clinton & Vajpayee at Summit

• Coincidence (US History)

• Diana and Dodi

• Enlistment Oaths

• Failed State Mottos

• Fed up with Politics

• Find Your State

• Government Taxes

• Hillaryous

• If Noah built the Ark today

• In Boston...

• In the Beginning

• Iraq

• IRS Tax

• Kansas Senate Prayer

• Knife Thrower and Police

• Military Graduation

• Monica Lewinsky's Intern Performance

• Law Enforcement Woes

• Presidential Candidate Qualifications

• Police, Off-duty

• Political Conversion

• Politically Correct Male Terms

• Politically Correct Usage When Talking To A Female

• Politics

• Presidential Blurbs

• STARR I ARE by Dr. Zeuss

• Top 11 Clinton Excuses

• Various Police Related Jokes

• What Cold Means

• Yeltsin, Clinton and Gates

• City Boy

• Cowboy's Guide to Life

• Football Humor

• Letter from Redneck Mother

• Manners for Rednecks

• Rednecks Fishing

• 1950's Home Economics

• After 75 Years

• Elders Golfing

• Happily Married?

• How to know you're getting older

• Life is All Backwards

• Old Married Couple

• Old Tigers

• Tough Growing Old

• 1950's Home Economics

• 50 Rules for Men by Women

• A chicken and an egg are lying in bed

• A Man and His Secretary

• A mechani-cologist

• Badly Twisted Disney Stories

• Body Builder

• Brake for Sex

• Candy Wrappers

• Choclate better than sex

• Character Ass Marks

• Couple Doing Yard Work

• Crotchless Panties

• Dildo Husband

• Dirty Q & A's

• Doctors and Sex

• Elephant Rapist

• E-moon

• Favorite Color is Key to Sexual Life

• Genie

• I Have a Headache

• IRS Pecker Tax

• It was a cold, dark stormy night...

• Just Like a Baby

• Kid Watching Parents have Sex

• Ladder to Success

• Man in Elevator

• Miner & A Hooker

• Nudist Humor

• On the Small Side

• Parents

• Sex in a Forest

• Sex Sandals

• Slim the Rooster

• The Age of Discovery

• Three Dogs in a Pound

• Urinating Standing Up

• 9 Reasons Why Computers are Female

• Did Man Come First

• How to Satisfy

• Genie in a Bottle

• How to Respond to "Pick Up Lines"

• If Women Ruled the World

• I'm Glad I'm A Woman

• Perfect Couple

• Pregnant woman riding a bus

• Why Dogs are Better than Women

• Women and Cars (Ford)

• Women are Better than Beer

• Women Drivers

• Women over 30 rules

• Yo Mama's GOT...

• Yo Mama is so FAT...

• Yo Mama is so OLD...

• Yo Mama is so POOR...

• Yo Mama is so UGLY...

• あなたはパソコン音痴

• 20 Words that Should Exist

• Acronyms

• Anagrams

• Answering Machines

• At the Clinic

• Barney

• Brain Teasers

• Burglar Stories

• Captivity Question

• Chili cook-off

• Complimentary Bar

• Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe - Real

• Cracking the International Market

• Deductive Reasoning

• Deep Thoughts

• Diet Rules

• Drinking Problems, Top 50 Signs

• Eat Your Vegetables

• Eating Bald Eagles

• Eden Gossip

• End to all Chain Letters

• Farmer

• Flower Friars

• Fuel from Horse Manure

• Fun with Numbers

• Guide to Life

• Heavenly transportation

• Horse & Chicken Moral Story

• Hunting an Elephant in the 90s

• Interesting Topics

• Jokes with Morals

• Just Smile

• Lone Ranger

• Mad Cow Disease

• Pagan at Pearly Gates

• Psychaiatrist Jokes

• The History of Medicine

• Things I Never Learned in Kindergarden

• Top 25 Shortest Books in the World

• Wise Words from the Lorax

• 10 Little Christians

• A Sandpiper To Bring You Joy

• A Story To Live By

• Challenged by God

• Crying Trooper

• Dalai Lama's Instructions for Life

• Drinking and Driving

• Fat Man's Prayer

• Friends & Family

• Friends Are Like Angels

• Friendship

• God's Eternal Ink

• Heaven in Yellow Pages

• Heaven's Messenger

• Helping

• Her Name was Mrs. Thompson

• How Do You Live Your Dash?

• I am the Child

• I am the Trooper

• If I Had My Life To Live Over

• Power of Prayer

• Proud to be American

• Rules for Being Human, The

• Sad Story

• Thank You God

• Think About This...

• Though a Child

• True Story

• What Angels Look Like

• What Are Policemen Made Of?

• When Does a Rose...

• Where God Ain't

• 1001 Tasteless Jokes

• AAA Joke Server

• ABC Jokes

• Abu El Abed Jokes (in English)

• Adam Sandler's Joke Page

• Ah-Bob's Place

• Al Gore Jokes & Stuff

• Al's Joke Page

• Anekdota

• Another Jokes Page

• Archie Bonker's Comedy Shoppe

• Ayoh Kadavule!

• Bar Jokes, Caroline's

• Bar Jokes, Steven Richter's

• Beer Jokes Page, The

• Best Jokes of '95

• Bill Clinton Jokes

• Billy Gates Jokes

• Blackie's Comedy Shop

• Blonde Jokes [atlantic.net]

• Blonde Jokes [coffey.com]

• Blonde Jokes [kellys.com]

• Blonde Jokes [ukans.edu]

• Blonde Jokes [now2000.com]

• Blonde Jokes, Complete Set [ece.ntua.gr]

• Blonde Jokes on the Web

• Blonde Jokes, Jeremy's Super List

• Blonde Jokes, Random

• Blonde Jokes, Super

• Blonde Jokes, Suzanne's

• Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes [usyd.edu.au]

• Chris Farley Jokes

• Christmas Jokes

• Chuckle.com's Joke of the Minute

• Classic Internet Jokes

• Clean Jokes

• Clinton Jokes

• Clinton/Lewinsky Jokes

• Clinton/Monica Lewinsky Jokes

• Clinton Scandal Jokes

• Comedy Corner, The

• Complete Collection of Men Jokes

• Cop Jokes

• Cow-Approved Jokes Chat Room

• Cyber Comedian

• Daniel Flower Joke Site

• Daniel's Web

• Dave Grohl's Top 10 Drummer Jokes

• DemonRage's Home

• Die Laughing

• Don's Jokes

• Dumb Jokes

• Ed's Jokes

• Financial Jokes

• Fish Tank, The - Domain of Borris the Fish

• Football Jokes [scatty.com]

• Francis' Collection of Jokes

• Fringe's Joke of the Random Interval Unit

• FunniGurl

• Funny Stuff

• Funnyjokes.com

• Gerard's Joke Page

• Grey Elephant Jokes

• Heller's Joke Database

• Humor From the Edge

• Humor Us

• Humor Vault

• HumorShack.com

• Index of Jokes

• Instrument Jokes [mit.edu]

• Instrument Jokes [ox.ac.uk]

• Jay Dee Got Jokes

• Jester: The On-line Joke Recommender

• John F. Kennedy Jr. Jokes

• John's Jokes

• Joke Bag, The

• Joke Cafe

• Joke City

• Joke Club

• Joke Jungle

• Joke of the Minute

• Joke Page

• Joke Page, The [wizard.com]

• Joke Post

• Joke Time

• Joke Warehouse

• JokEc

• JokeDepot.com

• Jokeindex.com

• Jokemania

• JokePalace.com

• Joker's Corner

• Jokes-4-you

• Jokes - Funnies.com

• Jokes - Laugh a Minute

• Jokes [pair.com]

• Jokes & Funny Stories

• Jokes and Humor.com: Christmas Jokes

• Jokes and Humor Unlimited Chat Room [netfit.com]

• Jokes Are Us

• Jokes Around the World

• Jokes Galore

• Jokes in the Mail

• Jokes of 1995

• Jokes Online

• Jokes Online [James Pope]

• Jokes Page

• Jokes R Us (currantbun.com)

• Jokes R Us (demon.co.uk)

• Jokes Singapore

• Jokes, Humor, And More Jokes

• Jokes, jokes, etc.

• Jokes, Just Jokes

• Jokes-Funnies.com

• Jokes.com

• Jokestan

• Jokes.Entertainmentland.com

• Jokester, The

• JokesZone.com

• Jokomotive

• Just Joking

• Kids Jokes

• Krazy Ass Jokes

• Kyle's Joke Page

• Lame jokes

• Laugh My Ass Off.com

• Laughing Pit, The

• Laughter - The World's Common Language

• Lawyer Jokes [Zelo's]

• Light Bulb Jokes [Clyde's]

• Light Bulb Jokes [netfunny.com]

• Light Bulb Jokes [strath.ac.uk]

• Loonie Bin of Jokes

• Lukas' Humor Page

• Lots of Jokes

• Make You Laugh . COM

• Making Fun of the Swedes

• Mix Veggies

• Murphy, George - Jokes and Humor

• Musty's Maddening Maze

• Nasty Jokes

• news:alt.jokes.limericks

• news:free.jokes

• Nolo's Favorite Lawyer Jokes

• Oh Yes U Are's Jokes & Funnies

• Olaf's Haus O' Lafs

• Oz Jokes

• Police Jokes

• Political Jokes, Random

• Populus Jokes

• Profession Jokes

• Rawge's Wildlife Biology Jokes Page

• Really Stupid Jokes

• Redneck Jokes, Joke City's

• Shecky!

• Sick Jokes Chat

• Sick Twisted Jokes

• Smirk City

• Snicker.net

• Sonny Bono Jokes

• Square Corner, The

• Strangewear

• Superjokes

• Tacky and Tasteless Princess Diana Jokes

• Thanksgiving Jokes

• Thanksgiving Day Jokes [jokepost.com]

• Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

• Ticklers Dirty Jokes

• Trumpet and Band Jokes

• Ultimate List of Practical Jokes, The

• Uncle Mevin's Joke Page

• Urushoribilis's Jokes

• Vartanik

• Viagra Jokes

• Viola Jokes [mit.edu]

• Viloa Jokes [ox.ac.uk]

• Vocks, The

• Walking-into-a-Bar Jokes, Canonical List of

• Wedding Jokes Galore

• What d'ya call. . . . . . .?

• What's Up With That?

• Woodchucks

• World's Biggest List of Elephant Jokes

• World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes