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Clinton & Vajpayee at Summit
Vajpeyee and Bill Clinton meet up in the White House for talks on sanctions.When Vajpeyee sits down he notices Clinton's chair has three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Clinton presses a button and a boxing glove pops out of Vajpeyi's chair and bashes him in his face. Vajpeyee, hardly believing it, carries on talking, but after another few minutes Clinton presses a second button and out comes a large boot and kicks him in the butt. Vajpeyee is pissed off but still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Clinton presses the third button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Vajpeyee, right in the groin. Vajpeyee is really fed up of it by now and stands up to leave.
"'We'll continue this talk next week in the New Delhi" says the Prime Minister. Clinton, choking with laughter, is too proud to say no, so the appointment stands.
A week later Vajpeyee receives Clinton in the Rashtrapathi Bhavan and as Clinton sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Vajpeyee's chair. As the meeting goes on, Clinton sees Vajpeyee press the first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen.
This doesn't stop Vajpeyee from laughing... really loudly. After this, Vajpeyee continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Clinton reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this time Vajpeyee falls off his chair laughing. Clinton doesn't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After a few minutes Vajpeyee presses the final button. This time, Clinton remains seated, but Vajpeyee is rolling on the floor, doubled up with laughter. Clinton is really annoyed by now, so he stands up and shouts, "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Washington!"
Vajpeyee: (With tears of laughter from the floor) "What WASHINGTON???"
Hint: For those of you who didn't quite get this joke, don't forget that India has nuclear capability!