Barney

Subject: Barney is Satan in a purple suit!!!!

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Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur
Prove: Barney is Satan

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
(which is the proper latin anyway)

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is the AntiChrist.

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