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Laloo Specials
Laloo to a long distance telephone operator, "Could you please tell me the time difference between Patna (Capital of Bihar) and Las Vegas.Operator, "Just a minute, sir ...."
Laloo, "Thank you" and puts down the telephone.
At a bar in New York the man to Laloos' left tells the bartender, "Johnnie Walker, Single" and the mans companion says, "Jack Daniels, Single".The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, And you sir."
Laloo replies " Laloo Yadav, married."
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he had been working on for quite some time, Laloo proudly shows off his puzzle to a friend."It took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags.
"Five months? That's too long," the friend exclaims.
"You are a fool, " Laloo replies "See this Carton, it is written, for 4 - 7 years!"
Laloo while in his teens boarded a bus at Bombay VT to go to Andheri and occupied a seat behind some ladies. One lady was a Muslim and the other two were Hindus.When the conductor approached, the Muslim lady said "Hazi Ali". She was given a ticket. One Hindu lady said "Sitaladevi" and the other said "Prabhadevi". Both of them were given tickets. When it was Laloo's turn he said "Laloo".
(Hazi Ali, Sitaladevi and Prabhadevi are loacality names in Bombay)
When Lalloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed Rabridevi, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released, and Lalloo was pleased. But within a couple of days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabridevi and ordered her to investigate the matter. Rabridevi checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Lalloprasad. She said: "the stamp is really of international Quality. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side"
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.GUESS THE CAPTION!!
Laloo, third from left!
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very 'inefficient'" he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
Bill Clinton decided to "teach" Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press, news reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo - beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he had scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters asked Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton?
Bill replies "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai!"