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The Indian and Two Pakistanis
Two Pakistanis were travelling in a plane; one sat in the window seat and the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Indian boarded and took the aisle seat. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Pakistani in the window seat said, "I think I'll go and get a coke." "No problem," said the Indian, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the Pakistani's picked up the Indian's left shoe and spat in it.When the Indian returned with the coke, the other Pakistani said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the Indian obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Pakistani picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Indian returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight...
As the plane was landing, the Indian slipped his feet into his shoes and immediately knew what had transpired. "How long must this go on?" he wailed, "this enmity between our people... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes..."