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OTHERS!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy running so fast?Mom: Shut up, and shoot!
Son: Mommy, Mommy, why is everyone running away?Mom: Shut up and reload.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy running away?Mom: Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!Mom: Shut up and step on the gas!
Daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.Mom: Billy, let go of Susie's ear.
Mom: Billy! Let go of her ear!
Mom: All right Billy, give me the ear.
Mom: Come upstairs, son, like a good boy.Son: No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I brush my teeth?Mom: Yes, now shut up and get the jar!
Son: Mommy Mommy!It's cold and dark and damp down here.Mom: Shut up or I'll flush it again.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?Mom: Shut up and get back in the box!
Son: Mommy, Mommy I don't want to go to China!Mom: Shut up and put your other foot in the CARE package!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!Mom: Shut up and comb your face!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What's a warewolf?Mom: Shut up and comb your face!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?Mom: Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute.
Son: Can Granny take me?
Mom: Why?
Son: Her hand shakes.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!Mom: Well throw some more gasoline on him then.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?Mom: Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
Daughter: Mommy, Mommy, can I buy a new dress?Mom: You know it won't fit over your iron lung.
Son: Mommy! Mommy! Who will I stay with while you are gone?Mom: Grandma Dear, now climb in the coffin.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, I'd like to play marbles now!Mom: Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glasseye today!
Son: Mommy, Mommy, can I wear a bra now? I'm 16..Mom: Shut up Albert....
Son: Mommy, Mommy, why is your hair so green?Mom: [Sneezes into hand] Sure don't know, son. [wipes hand on hair]
Son: Mommy, Mommy, why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?Mom: You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! How come sis gets to watch TV and I can't?Mom: Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why are we celebrating Christmas in July?Mom: Shut up, you know you have cancer.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, don't push me down the elevator shAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....Son: Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!
Mom: Good, it's working.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What am I gonna be when I grow up?Mom: Nothing, dear. You have AIDS!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I have a bike for Christmas?Mom: Nope. You already have your wheelchair.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't see what's so hot about watching TV!Mom: Shut up and turn the damn thing on!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy just poisoned my kitten!Mom: Never mind dear. Perhaps he had to do it.
Son: No he didn't, he promised me I could!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball with us?Mom: Now you know your little brother has no arms and legs!
Son: Yeah, we know. We just wanna use him as a soccer ball.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimey?Mom: Shut up, you little snot.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child?Mom: Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, what is a delinquent child?Mom: Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?Mom: Shut up and deal.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't know how to play poker.Mom: Shaddup and deal.