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SWIMMING!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy, why is my head soaking wet and everything is spinning round and round?Mom: Shut up or I'll flush again!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Am I done with my bath yet?Mom: Shut up or I'll flush you down!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.Mom: Shut up and stop squirming.
Son: Mommy mommy! When is the pool going to be ready ?Mom: Shut up and spit ...
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls!Mom: Shut up and get back in the barrel!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!Mom: Shut up or I'll flush it again!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.Mom: Shut up son and keep swimming.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to England.Mom: Shut up son and keep swimming.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?Mom: Shut up and get back in the sack!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! How far is America?Mom: Shut up and keep rowing.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I go swimming?Mom: Shut up. You know iron lungs don't float!