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RUN OVER!!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.Mom: Shut up. I'm in the bathroom so just slide her under the door.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.Mom: Shut up and get the maple syrup.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Dad's been run over in the street!!Mom: Don't make me laugh; you know my lips are chapped.