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EATING!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl?Mom: Shut up and flush!
Son: Mommy Mommy, I hate you!Mom: Shut up or I'll eat you!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Please can I have a spoon?Mom: Yes of course dear. Why do you want the spoon?
Son: Because Daddy threw-up, and the cat's getting all the big bits.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.Mom: Shut up and keep eating.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garburator?Mom: Shut up and chew!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!Mom: Shut up and get the marshmallows!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!Mom: Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?Mom: Shut up and get back in the barrel!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!Mom: Shut up and eat your hamburger!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!Mom: Shut up and eat your french fries!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! There's something in Daddy's eye!Mom: Shut up and eat around it.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!Mom: Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?Mom: Shut up and flush it like everyone else.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!Mom: Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I HATE tomato juice!Mom: Shut up and drink it before it clots.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! My egg tastes bad.Mom: Stop complaining! Just eat it!
Son: Mommy, Mommy!
Mom: What is it now!
Son: Do I have to eat the beak too?
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?Mom: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Son: Mommy Mommy! Is this really the way to make meat pies?Mom: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.Mom: Shut up and eat around it!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?Mom: Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandma.Mom: Well leave her on the side of your plate then.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.Mom: Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.
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Mom: Well okay , but you better finish all of the beans instead ...
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?Mom: Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?Mom: Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
Daughter: Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.Mom: All right, you can take another slice.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.Mom: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sis!Mom: Shut up, and keep eating!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts.Mom: Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup!Mom: Keep quiet and eat what is on the table.
(or)
Mom: Shut up. Do you think I pour Grandpa's vomit through a sieve?
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I wanted to lick the bowl this time.Mom: Shaddup and flush.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like this spaghetti!Mom: Shutup or I'll rip the veins outta yer other arm!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I HATE red and green spaghetti!Mom: Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?Mom: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want any more hamburger!Mom: Shut up and stick your arm back into the meat grinder.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy threw up all over the kitchen floor.Mom: Just ignore him, Son:.
Son: But little sis is getting all of the BIG pieces!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! are you sure this is the right way to cook Beijing Duck?Mom: Shuddup and close the microwave oven door behind you!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?Mom: Shut up, you know that was the last of grandma's infested leg.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?(or)
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Are we really vampires?
Mom: Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Son: Mommy Mommy! I'm not hungry anymore.Mom: Shut up and finish your paint chips. (a city version).
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Fido really likes sis!Mom: How do you know son?
Son: He even ate her eyeballs!