Clinton's Health Care Medical Dictionary

Clinton's Health Care Medical Dictionary

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Medical Term......Definition
Artery.............The study of paintings
Bacteria...........The back door of a cafeteria
Barium.............That Doctors do when patients die
Bowel..............A letter like A, E, I, O, U
Cesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome
Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her
Colic..............A sheep dog
D & C..............Where Washington is
Dilate.............To live long
Enema..............Not a friend
Fester.............Quicker
Genital............Not a Jew
G.I. Series........Soldier Ball Game
Hangnail...........Coat hook
Impotent...........Distinguished; well known
Labor Pain.........Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff......A doctor's cane
Morbid.............A higher offer
Nitrates...........Cheaper than day rates
Node...............Was aware of
Out-patient........A person who fainted
Pelvis.............A cousin of Elvis
Postoperative......A letter carrier
Recovery Room......A place to do upholstery
Rectum.............Dang near kill'em
Seizure............Roman Emperor
Tablet.............A small table
Terminal Illness...Getting sick at the airport
Tumor..............More than one
Urine..............Opposite of you're out
Varicose...........Nearby
Vein...............Conceited
XRay...............An X-rated movie
Weak...............Seven days

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