Blonde Jokes from the Blind

Blonde Jokes from the Blind

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. black belt and blonde. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player and blonde. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler and blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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