Man in Elevator
There was a guy who got in an elevator with very large man. The large man said, "I'm 7 feet 3 inches, 350 pounds, with a 20 inch penis, a right nut of 3 pounds and a left nut of 3 pounds. Turner Brown."All the sudden the little guy fainted. When he was awake again he asked "What did you say?"
The guy repeated, "7-3, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, right nut 3 pounds, left nut 3 pounds. Turner Brown."
"Oh," said the little guy, "I thought you said turn around!"