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Miner & A Hooker
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for a hooker and two beers.He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right, and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest, roughest, and toughest whore in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!"
Then she stripped naked, bent over, and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner?
"I don't," replied the hooker, "I just thought you might like to open those beers first."