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Nudist Humor
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.Q: What does an 80 year old woman taste like?
A: It depends!Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both used as substitute meat.Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't?
A: A bellybutton!Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because, sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.