Failed State Mottos

Failed State Mottos

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Alabama
- Literacy Ain't Everythin'

Arkansas
- Land of the Bedhoppers

California
- Se Habla Ingles

Connecticut
- New York City's OTHER Suburb

Florida
- The Gunshine State

Idaho
- Famous for Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis

Illinois
- Gateway to Iowa

Indiana
- Home of Dan Quayle

Kansas
- Don't Blame Us: We Voted For Dole

Kentucky
- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Maine
- For Sale

Maryland
- We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!

Minnesota
- Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds

Montana
- Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else

New Jersey
- The Garbage State

New Mexico
- Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina
- Tobacco is a Vegetable

Ohio
- Don't Judge us by Cleveland

Oklahoma
- Land of the Grasshopers

Oregon
- Jerry Garcia was here!

Pennsylvania
- Cook with Coal

South Dakota
- Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee
- The Educashun State

Texas
- Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed

Utah
- Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus

Virginia
- We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!

Washington
- Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp

Wisconsin
- Come Sniff our Dairy Air

Wyoming
- Flat Is Where It's At

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