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Politically Correct Male Terms


Politically Correct Male Terms


1. He does not have a beer belly;
-- He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

2. He is not quite;
-- He is a Conversational Minimalist..

3. He is not stupid;
-- He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

4. He does not get lost all the time;
-- He discovers Alternative Destinations.

5. He is not balding;
-- He is in Follicle Regression.

6. He is not a redneck;
-- He is a Genetically-Related American.

7. You do not kiss him;
-- You become Facially Conjoined.

8. He does not get falling-down drunk;
-- He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

9. He does not act like a total ass;
-- He develops a Case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

10. He is not short;
--- He is Anatomically Compact.

11. He does not have a rich daddy;
--- He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.

12. He does not constantly talk about cars;
--- He has a Vehicular Addiction.

13. He does not have a hot body;
--- He is Physically Combustible.

14. He is not unsophisticated;
--- He is Socially malformed.

15. He does not eat like a pig;
--- He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

16. He is not a bad dancer;
--- He is Overly Caucasian.

17. He does not hog the blankets;
--- He is Thermally Unappreciative.

18. He is not a sex machine;
--- He is Romantically Automated.

19. He is not a male chauvinist pig;
--- He has Swine Empathy.

20. He does not undress you with his eyes;
--- He is having an introspective pornographic movement.




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