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Political Conversion
A guy gets stranded in the middle of Arkansas on a highway miles from any exit. Rather than walk to the next exit, he decides to hitch a ride instead. He extends his thumb, and the first car by stops.
"Need a lift?" asks the driver.
"Yeah." replies the man.
"First, are you a Democrat or a Republican?"
The stranded man says, "A Republican." The car speeds off.Soon after, another car stops. "Looking for a ride?"
"Yep," replies the stranded man.
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"
The stranded motorist replies, "A Republican." The second car speeds off.
He then realized that Clinton came from Arkansas, and was a Democrat.Next, a Porsche pulls up. In the Porsche is a long-legged, absolutely gorgeous blonde wearing a very tight, extremely short leather mini-skirt.
"Need a ride?
"Oh yeah," replies the man.
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?" asks the woman.
"A Democrat all the way!"
"Hop in," replies the woman, and she starts down the highway.Stunned by her good looks, the man can't keep his eyes off of her for miles. Suddenly, five miles down the road he stares straight ahead and bursts out in laughter.
What's so funny?" asks the woman."Well," says the man, "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I feel like screwin somebody!"