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Why...?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95/98, you have to click on "Start"?Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why did they give people with a lisp, such a difficult name to pronounce?
~ My Personal Additions ~
Why is it that everytime you schedule a vacation, all of your customer's start experiencing troubles simultaneously that require you to cancel your trip?Why is it that the time you are needed the most in the company, you're out of the office (either on business or a day off)?
Why is it that the only time you catch every red light in the city are the days you are in the biggest hurry?
Why is it that the only appointments you're late for are the ones you can't be late for?
Why is it that the only time you need a taxi you can't find one?
Why is it that people run past you and then slow down to take a breath only so that you have to pass around them time and again?
Why is it that in school, the good guys striking back always get caught, but the bad guys rarely get caught in the act?
Why is it that immediately after a guy looks at his watch and you ask him what time it is, he looks at his watch again?
Why is it that smokers have to refrain from smoking in a non-smoking section, but non-smokers are not required to smoke in a smoking section?
Why is it that your most important clients turn out to be the biggest pain in the neck?
Why are you still reading this "Why" list?