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Yo Mama's Got ...
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her hip hop.Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout wanting to be with the Pointer sisters.
Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it.
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what You're saying.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has one short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
My Personal Additions
Yo mama got hairy brass balls hanging out from under her skirt!