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Yo Mama Is So Fat...
Yo mama so fat she hitch-hikes on dump trucks.Yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat that she needs a sock for each toe.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she was the cause of a major crash.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, everytime someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.
Yo mama so fat when she sits in the classroom, she sits beside everybody.
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama so fat, she put on a red tee shirt and all the little kids said "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid".
Yo mama so fat they wrote a book about her, it was called Moby Dick.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Load!"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago.
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two first-class airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you can take of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her.
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94".
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.
Yo mama so fat people go on expeditions on her tits!
Yo mama so fat he got a ham for a pet.
Yo mama so fat, when I walked by her house, I saw her ass in every window!
Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama so fat she wipes her ass with a mattress.
Yo mama so fat one day it was raining and she put on her yellow coat to go down the street and a kid saw her and said "Damn, I missed the bus again!".
Yo mama so fat she played Free Willy's stunt double.
Yo mama so fat when she falls in the Grand Canyon, she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.
Yo mama so fat she got an actual size tattoo of the projects on her butt.
Yo mama so fat that when she drives on the interstate, she has to stop at the weigh station.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway for a slip and slide.
Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over Milk Duds.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is the same as the equator.
Yo mama so fat that people wish to buy food 100% "Yo Mama Free".
Yo mama so fat they won't allow her on most bridges.
Yo mama so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama so fat she got more crack that South Central LA.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ice berge she made crushed ice!!!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said, "Who touched me?"
Yo mama so fat her blood type is RAGU!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat for a tampon she uses a role of Bounty and a rope!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she went outside with yellow biker shorts, two midgets jumpped in her ass and thought she was a cab.
Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she couldn't get the part in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.
Yo mama so fat she got the part in Raiders of The Lost Ark as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in a mirror, she saw another mirror.
Yo mama so fat when the guy cursed "thinner" on her she said thanks.
My Personal Additions
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the Titanic, it tipped over!Yo mama so fat they couldn't get her through the Golden Gate Bridge!
Yo mama so fat they had to build the projects around her!
Yo mama so fat that when she jumps off a diving board, everybody hollers "TIDALWAVE!!! Run for your Life"!
Yo mama so big that it takes 3 satellites to track her.
Yo mama so big that when she stands up, half the city blacks out!