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Yo Mama's So Old ...
Yo mama's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama's so old, she coughs out dust.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Jesus.
My Personal Additions
Yo mama's so old, they didn't even have records of her birth.Yo mama's so old, they had to clean the cob-webs out of her mouth to take her temperature.
Yo mama's so old, they pronunced her dead at her medical checkup.
Yo mama's so old, she outdates the dinasaurs.