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The Difference
A guy blows a stop sign and a cop sees it so he pulls him over.Cop says: "License and registration please."
Guy says: "For what?"
Cop says: "Well, sir you didn't stop at the sign."
Guy says: "I slowed down and no one was coming."
Cop says: "You didn't come to a complete stop, license and registration,PLEASE!"
Guy says: "What's the difference"
Cop says: "The difference is I wouldn't have pulled you over if you'd stopped."
Guy says: "I'll give you my license and registration if you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping."
Cop says: "Okay, Get out of the car." At this point the officer takes his billy club out of the holster and begins to whack the shit out of the guy.
As the man is screaming and crying, the officer yells loudly, "NOW SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO SLOW DOWN OR COME TO A COMPLETE STOP?!!!"