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BBQ
There was this couple who had been married for about five years. One fine summer day, as they're out working in the yard, the husband tells his wife, "Your butt is getting big."She gets ticked off and moves to another part of the yard.
He follows her and says, "You know that big gas grill over there? I'll bet your butt is as big as that grill. It's huge!"
The wife gets really mad now, so she tells him he can finish the yard himself and she goes inside.
In an effort to really get his wife fired up, the husband finds a yardstick, measures the grill, goes inside and measures his wife and says, "Yup. They're both the same size."
The wife is livid! She doesn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When the man comes to bed that night, he tries to cuddle up next to his wife and says, "Hey honey, how 'bout it?"
She thinks for a moment and pulls away.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She responds, "You're crazy if you think I'm gonna fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie."