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The Fart Chart
1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.2. An amiable person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3. A proud person: One who thinks his own farts are exceptionally fine.
4. A shy person: One who releases silent farts, then blushes.
5. An impudent person: One who boldly farts out, then laughs.
6. A scientific person: One who farts regularly, but is truly concerned about air pollution.
7. An unfortunate person: One who tries fully hard to fart, but craps instead.
8. A nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
9. An honest person: One who admits he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
10. A dishonest person: One who farts, but blames it on the dog.
11. A foolish person: One who will hold a fart for hours.
12. A thrifty person: One who always has several farts in reserve.
13. An anti-social person: One who excuses himself and farts in privacy.
14. A strategic person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
15. A sadistic person: One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his head.
16. An intellectual person: One who can determine the smell of his friends farts by the food they ate.
17. An athletic person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.
18. A miserable person: One who would truly love to fart, but can't fart at all.
19. A sensitive person: One who farts and then starts crying.
20. A happy person: One who farts while having sex.