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SWAT Team Olympics
Three Swat teams were competing in the Swat Team Olympics. The FBI team, the CIA Team, and the New Orleans PD Team.Each was given a 4 acre area of woods, and a white rabbit was let loose in them. They each had one hour to find the rabbit.
The CIA team searched for an hour, and their official report was that there never was a rabbit, it never existed.
The FBI burned down the woods and everything in it. Their official report was that the rabbit and its litle bunnies were right wing conservative religious wackos that set fire to their own woods rather than be taken alive.
The New Orleans PD went in the woods, and after only five minutes they came out beating and stomping on a Grizzly bear who finally said, "Ok ok, I'm a white rabbit, whatever you say!!!"