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Funny School Notes
The following is a list with actual notes from parents (or kids immitating parents) including spelling; to school offices:My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear school: Please ekscuse John being ansent on Jan. 28, 29, 39, 31, 32, and 33.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Sally win't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.