Getting another degree

I am thinking of getting another degree???

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Some institutions are now offering degrees in what are called Life Skills. Wishing to always be on the cutting edge of academic programing, UAM is considering offering an associate degree in this area. UAM is considering offering a new two year degree in:

BEING A REAL MAN

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In six terms (including summers) our students can become REAL MEN.

Please take a moment to peruse this program outline. It will be discussed at the next Assembly meeting.

FIRST YEAR

Fall Schedule

MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques

Spring Schedule:

MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 113: Get a Life - Learn to Cook
MEN 120: How NOT To Act Like A Jerk When You're Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence

Summer Schedule:

MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers

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SECOND YEAR

Fall Schedule:

SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

Spring Schedule:

MEN 211: How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise (Especially Naked)
MEN 220: Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary

Summer Schedule:

MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay

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This degree will be offered in the Social and Behavioral Sciences area.
Please address any questions to Dr. Short.

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