Attorney getting Superbowl Tickets
An attorney trying to get tickets to the Superbowl finally agreed to pay an exorbitant price for two prime seats. When the exciting afternoon arrived the two men in front of the attorney noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that he had purchased the ticket for his wife, who at the last minute, couldn't make it. They commented, "Surely, you have a good friend or relative who would have loved to join you!" The attorney replied, "Oh, sure!! But, they're all at her funeral."