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Silicon Jokes
Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQuery StatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...Q. How many MIS folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned your request Service Number 39633. Please use this number for any future reference to this problem. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.Q. How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft receives $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.Q. How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what we as supervisors can do to make light bulbs work smarter, not harder.Q. How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark. We don't actually fix the problems.Q. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Bill Gates will just redefine "Darkness(TM)" as the new industry standard.Q. How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You're still thinking procedurrally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is sent a light bulb change message.