Chinese Couple Going Wild

Chinese Couple Going Wild

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Chinese couple going wild,
Want to have a pure white child.

Seek advice what can be done,
But found no way of having one.

They watch TV and while the sit,
Find a way of doing it.

On the job without delay,
Sideways is the Chinese way.

Baby born midst wild delight,
Little devil born pure white.

Father pround and full of glee,
Tells he learned it on TV.

Hooley, hooley, me no fooley,
Me put rinse on my tooley.

Wife also very fussey,
Sprinkle Cheer all over pussey.

You wonder where the yellow went,
Me rub balls with Pepsodent.

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