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ARMS!!!




Son: Mommy, Mommy I don't want my hair braided.

Mom: Shut up and lift the other arm.



Son: Mommy, Mommy, can I have a cookie?

Mom: Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf.

Son: But mommy, I haven't got any arms!

Mom: No arms, no cookie...



LEGS!!!




Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Mom: Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!



Son: Mummy, Mummy, Sally won't come skipping with me.

Mom: Don't be cruel dear, you know it makes her stumps bleed.



Son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't like running in circles!

Mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.



Son: Mommy, Mommy, Why am I running around in circles?

Mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.



Son: Mommy Mommy!I'm getting dizzy!

Mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.



Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?

Mom: Shut up and take your legs out your pockets.



HEADS!!!




Son: Mommy, Mommy! the kids next door are calling me a three headed dragon.

Mom: There, there, now don't you worry - three heads are better than one!



Son: Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!

Mom: Shut up and get away from the dart board!



Son: Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.

Mom: Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!



Son: Mommy, Mommy, why do other kids tell me I have a big head?

Mom: Don't worry about them. Now take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.




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