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ARMS!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy I don't want my hair braided.Mom: Shut up and lift the other arm.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, can I have a cookie?Mom: Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf.
Son: But mommy, I haven't got any arms!
Mom: No arms, no cookie...
LEGS!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?Mom: Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
Son: Mummy, Mummy, Sally won't come skipping with me.Mom: Don't be cruel dear, you know it makes her stumps bleed.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't like running in circles!Mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, Why am I running around in circles?Mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Son: Mommy Mommy!I'm getting dizzy!Mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?Mom: Shut up and take your legs out your pockets.
HEADS!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! the kids next door are calling me a three headed dragon.Mom: There, there, now don't you worry - three heads are better than one!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!Mom: Shut up and get away from the dart board!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.Mom: Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!
Son: Mommy, Mommy, why do other kids tell me I have a big head?Mom: Don't worry about them. Now take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.