Hand Cream

Hand Cream

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An old tramp walks into a bath showroom and begins to run himself a bath, he then gets undressed and is just about to get in the bath when three nuns walk in so he gets two bars of soap and puts them into his mouth and trys to look like a statue. The first nun sees the tramp and thinking he's a statue she pulls hard on his penis, as she did this he spat out one of the bars of soap, "LOOK" she excaims "I got a free bar of soap" the second nun pulls on the tramps penis and again he spits out a bar of soap "I got one too" shouts the second nun with excitement so the third and final nun trys her luck and shouts "HEY BRILLIANT I GOT SOME HAND CREAM!!"

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