Southern Golf Lessons

Southern Golf Lessons

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Boudreaux he be wanting to learn how ta play dat dare golf game, so he goes out to da big fancy smancy country club and hires the professional golf pro coach to learn him some lessons. They go out to da first tee, and the golf pro begins to lecture him about the proper way to hold his clubs, and the right type of club, etc. But Boudreaux he say, "now you just tell me what I gotta do to dis ball here, I don' care about all dat dare stuff, you jus tell me what to do from here." So the golf pro rolls his eyes and says "You see that flag way down there by the trees?" Boudreaux he squint real hard and say, "You mean dat one way down dare across the pond?" "Yeah, that one" the pro says, "just hit the ball as close as you can to that flag." So Boudreaux him wind up his club an smack dat ball so hard it fly like a bird and bounce to a stop 2 inches from da hole by da flag down dare on da short grassy part. The Golf Pro is amazed but just mumbles under his breath about beginners luck, and they get into the golfcart and drive to the green. Boudreax gets out and says "Ok, Mr. Golf Professional, what I gottado now?" The Pro tells him. "Just putt the ball into the hole. "WHAT!" Boudreaux exclaims,"Why for you didn't tell me dat when I was way up dare on dat hill?!"

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