Sundowners Mild Humour

Sundowners Mild Humour:

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State of Kentucky Residency Application

STATE OF KENTUCKY
RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________ (last)

First: (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate boxes)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain: ______________________

Memberships:
(_) National Rifle Association
(_) Libertarian Party
(_) Fishin' hole Society

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_) Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) Don't know

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Sundowners has the following e-mail distribution lists:

1. The Sundowners List (general circulars)
2. The Sundowners Mild Humour List
3. The Sundowners Offensive Humour List
4. The Sundowners Flame List
5. The Sundowners Advert List
6. The Sundowners Red Neck List

Please let us know if you'd like to be added to, or removed from any.

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