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Funny Police Stories


Funny Police Stories


My partner and I were just about to head out on night shift, when a little Chinese man came into the station and began asking for directions to the Trans-Canada Highway. The station duty officer wasn't having much luck explaining the way so I stepped up and said, "Why don't you just follow us? We're heading that way."

We got into our car and the man followed up down the street. We no sooner got to the first intersection than a call came over the air, "Officer requires assistance immediately!" We took off like a shot, forgetting all about our guest.

While flying down the street, red lights flashing, sirens wailing, careening around corners, going through red lights, we heard the call, "Everything is under control." That's when we remembered our Chinese friend. I looked back and there he was, wrestling with the steering wheel, but right on our tail! We stopped, got out, and approached his car. Wide-eyed, he looked at us and said, "I almost rost you!"




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