Eden Gossip
Overheard in the Garden of Eden:God: So, Adam, how are things going?
Adam: Can't complain, but, you know, I sure could use some company. I'm all alone here, and life would be much more interesting if I had someone to talk to.
God: Alright, but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg.
Adam: Then, what can I get for a rib?