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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
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