Did you hear about the blonde who...

Did you hear about the blonde who...

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...had more on her body than on her mind?
...was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
...took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
...got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
...was an M.D. - (Mentally Deficient?)
...had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
...thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
...was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
...after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
...went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
...brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
...started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
...went to the library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
...thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
...stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
...committed suicide, she dyed by her own hand.
...was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? She said, "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

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