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Yo Mama Is So Ugly ...
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."Yo mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back.
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo mama's so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor didn't give her shampoo.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
My Personal Additions
Yo mama's so ugly they shaved her ass and made her walk backwards, but you couldn't tell any difference!Yo mama's so ugly that every animal in the zoo ran as far away from her as they could!
Yo mama's so ugly that even the Hyena's cried.
Yo mama's so ugly the pediatrician tried to push her back in when she was born.
Yo mama's so ugly that she gave UGLY a bad name.
Yo mama's so ugly they had to redefine the meaning of UGLY!