Blonde's Having Children

Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.

1st Brunette: "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back".
2nd brunette: "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception".
Blonde: "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"

---

Another rendition

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.

The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"You will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a Blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....

---