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Household Chores
A man and his wife are lying in bed one night when the wife rolls over and says "Honey, do you think you could take a look at the dishwasher tomorrow when you get home from work? It's been giving me some problems."The husband says "Who do I look like, the Maytag man?"
A little disturbed, the wife rolls back over and goes to sleep. The next night, while they're in bed she rolls over and says "Honey, do you think you could take a look at my car tomorrow when you get home from work? It's been giving me some problems."
The husband says "Who do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"
A little more disturbed, the wife again rolls over and goes to sleep.
The next day, when her husband gets home from work, she says "Honey, guess what? The nice young man across the street said that he would fix both the dishwasher and my car, and to pay him back I could either sleep with him or bake him a pie."
The husband says "Good, what kind of pie did you bake him?"
She said "Who do I look like, Betty Crocker?"