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Rednecks Fishing
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
There were these three guys who like to go hunting every year. Deer hunting. So they hire a guy to fly them to this really remote spot. They all split up to do their hunting, have a successful day, and rendezvous back at the plane each carrying a buck. Well, they loaded up the plane, and as the pilot started up the engine, he said to the men, "I don't think she'll be able to get off the ground with this load."Two of the men looked disappointed, but the third said, "Don't worry about it, we caught the same amount last year, and we got off the ground no problem."
So the pilot said OK, and the plane started down the runway, and sure enough got off the ground. But then the plane started to make some strange noises, and it crashed in the woods. The next thing they knew, the three men and the pilot were in the middle of the plane wreckage.
Fortunately all aboard survived.
One of the men asked, "Any idea where we are?" The other man said, "I don't know, but I think we're about a mile or two from where we crashed last year."