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Clinton dies and goes up to the gates of Heaven
Saint Peter says, "Who goes there?"Bill says, "It's me, Bill Clinton."
Saint Peter says, "Tell me of your earthly sins, and you will be judge."
Bill says, "Well, I smoked Marijuana once, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I had an extra-marital affair once, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't have intercourse. And I lied under oath once, but you shouldn't hold that against me because they didn't consider it perjury."
Saint Peter says, "Well, I'll tell you what we'll do; we're going to send you to a place where it's really hot, but we won't call it Hell. And you'll suffer greatly with pain and anguish, but we won't call it torment. And you'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it an eternity."