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Little Johnny
Grandpa was watching little Johnny play in the back yard.Johnny was digging a hole when he came upon a worm. Johnny pulled the worm out of his hole and showed it to Grandpa. Grandpa, trying to keep Johnny busy, told Johnny that if he could put that worm back in his hole that he would give him five dollars.
Johnny tried to put the worm back in his hole and he couldn't get the worm to go in. Then all of a sudden Johnny jumped up and ran into the house. When Johnny came back, Grandpa asked Johnny what he had in his hand. Johnny said, "Grandpa, I got some hair spray." Johnny took the hair spray and sprayed the worm till it was as stiff as a board. Johnny then put the worm straight into its hole.
Grandpa was amazed. He told Johnny that was real ingenious of him to use the hair spray and gave him his five dollars.
The next day Johnny was out digging in the yard when Grandpa came over and gave Johnny twenty dollars.
Johnny said, "What's this for, Grandpa? Grandpa said, "That's from your Grandma."