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A mechani-cologist
A gynecologist who had practiced for a number of years was growing bored with his profession. He had always been interested in things mechanical so he decided to enroll in an evening auto mechancs course.At the end of the course, the instructor announced that the final examination would entail the entire dismantling of an automobile engine and then reassembling it. The gynecologist accomplished this and he then received his final grade, It was 150 out of 100 points.
The instructor attached a note of explanation. It said:
Your disassembly was perfect so I gave you 50 points for that.
The reassembly was also perfect so another 50 points.
Finally, since you did it all through the muffler, I threw in an extra 50 points!