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STARR I ARE
- a newly discovered tale
by Dr. Seuss -I'm here to ask
As you'll soon see-
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?Did you grope her
In your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?I did not do that
Here or there-
I did not do that
Anywhere!I did not do that
Near or far-
I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?I do not like you
Starr-You-Are-
I think that you
Have gone too far.I will not answer
Any more-
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!The public's easy
To distract-
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!