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Confucious Sayings (#33 added 2000/3/2)
01. America good place to put chinese restaurant.02. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
03. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
04. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
05. He who refuses to listen is lying.
06. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
07. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
08. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
09. Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.
10. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
11. Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless.
12. He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
13. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
14. Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
15. To make egg roll, push it.
16. Woman who put detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
17. He who fart in church sit in own pew.
18. He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.
19. Man who pick nose - head cave in.
20. Fly which rest on toilet seat gets pissed off.
21. Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic.
22. Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
23. Man who pees into strong wind gets wet.
24. Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.
25. Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
26. Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
27. All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
28. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
29. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
30. People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
31. Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
32. Confucious say: I didn't say that!!!
33. Confucious say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.