Miss Universe

Miss Universe Pageant

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SETTING: Finals of Miss Universe Pageant

Question and Answer Session...

FINALISTS:
Ms. America
Ms. Spain
Ms. Britain
Ms. Philippines
Ms. Iran
Ms. India

QUESTION: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..... Applause! applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country is like our very own bullfight or toro (bull).
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening..... Applause! applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Britain: Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's Theater.
QUESTION: Oh my! It's very big! How can you say so?
Ms. Britain: Because it cries after every performance..... Applause! Applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Well, of course, I can say that male organs in our country is like the gossips or else we call it the "CHISMISS" in of our language.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth..... Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. Iran: Because they always enter through the back door..... Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause!

QUESTION: Ms. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: Well, I can say that male organ in India is like a laborer.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.... Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation!!!!

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