Windows 95 Meets the Old Testament
Abraham wanted to upgrade his PC to Windows 95. But his son, Isaac, was horrified, and exclaimed: "Pop! You can't run Windows 95 on your ancient 386! Everyone knows that you need a fast 486 with at least 16 MB of memory in order to utilize Windows 95 effectively! What are you thinking?"But Abraham, a man of great faith, gazed calmly at his son and replied, "Do not worry, my son, God will provide the RAM."