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Anagrams


Anagrams


Anagrams - when you rearrange the letters in a word to make new ones

1. Dormitory = Dirty Room

2. Evangelist = Evil's Agent

3. Desperation = A Rope Ends It

4. The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

5. Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em

6. Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

7. Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

8. Alec Guinness = Genuine Class

9. The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

10. A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

11. The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

12. Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

13. Contradiction = Accord not in it

14. George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

15. George Bush = He bugs Gore

16. Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord

17. Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

18. Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone

19. Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer

20. "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!




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